Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Trumpet Scares Citizens Of Salt Lake City
If I wasn't laughing so hard, I would be able to tell you about the poor little trumpet that scared some of the citizens of Salt Lake City recently. So, what happened, you ask? Well, apparently there was this package that was left just outside a fast food restaurant. Ah suspicious.
So, several citizens watched the package, thinking it might be something to alert police about. Talk about new found paranoia. The police show up and bring the bomb squad. Two hours they check out this package. For several blocks around, no one can go in near "the package". After a while, they decide it ain't gonna blow itself up so they did. Blow it up, I mean. With a robot. Mr. Tooty trumped his last trump.
Ya gotta hand it to 'em. They really got in there and saved the day. The terrorist plot to blast a trumpet to pieces. Don't know if the nation can handle another one like that.
Categories: Beyond Bizarre