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Happy Birthday, MOM!

Posted by: From Arkansas in Family stuff on Apr 14 2008

Welcome back!

Today is my Mom’s birthday. Being a lady, she only admits to being 29 years old. She has been that quite a few years now based on the idea that if Jack Benny could be that, she could too. For those of you who do not know who Jack Benny is, tough. Look him up. Yes, I had attitude about that because I DO know who Jack Benny is. I watched him on television when his show was on each week. Yes, that dates me too.

For years, my Mom has been really skinny. She looks like she could blow away in a big breeze. Are you getting that she’s a little person? Well, she’s much smaller than she used to be. The last thing she would need is lipovox. This woman needs to gain some weight. Now me, I could use it but she really should have some meat on her bones.

So, happy birthday, Mom! Can’t wait to see what ya got this time. I know what she got. Not one day older because she says she’s only 29 years old. Is this right? She has two, count them…TWO daughters older than herself. Is that proper or what? Nope. But she will not admit to one more year than what she already does. Must be nice.

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