Off The Cuff

Don’t You Hate It When….

Posted by: From Arkansas in It's A Rant, What's Your Opinion? on Jul 29 2007

Welcome back!

I need to compile a list of things that I have gripes about so that I can….well, gripe about them. So, here are a small list of things that I want to rant about. But I will list them instead and you can rant about them!

Don’t you hate it when:

1) The dog waits until you are sitting down to eat, then wants outside.
2) The phone rings at supper time and it’s a telemarketer despite the fact that your number is on the “do not call” list.
3) The phone rings at supper time and it’s a family member or friend. Despite the fact that they are told it’s supper time, they talk on and on until your supper is quite cold and everyone else is staring daggers at you while you shrug helplessly.
4) You start up a movie in the DVD player. The phone rings halfway through. You wonder if you will ever get to watch a whole movie again.
5) You give someone really happy news…for you….and they blow it off like it was nothing. When you give them the raspberry, they want to know why.
6) Your family is eating when you notice a truly nasty odor. When you look around, a small, extremely sheepish voice says “excuse me”. (My Father used to ask me to pull his finger. I fell for that one ONCE!)

Yes, I have more but that’s enough for now. What can you add to the list?

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